Dear January Jones (Mad Men actress), I cant believe you ate your own
placenta. Yes, you heard (read) that right. She had her placenta made into capsule forms and ate it. It was for the purpose of getting back to her "pre-baby" weight. EW. I would rather look like a heifer.
Dear Husband, I know that before we were married you were a total bachelor, playboy, wild one. But you are now married, please understand what a budget is. Your killing me. The "food" money is for groceries, not for your own personal lunches.
Dear Weather, Why are you raining? Why will you be continuing to rain until Monday. I am not pleased by this. I was really hoping to lay out all day Saturday and Sunday. Please rearrange your schedule so that this becomes a possibility.