Funny story, hubby comes home after a 12 hour work day and looks around the house and asks
"What have you done today". I can tell by his facial expression and tone that he is not referring to what I have actually done today, but rather the lack of what I haven't done today. Like dishes, and laundry.
So what do I say?
"Well, I have insta-stalked Justin Beiber, Rihanna, Usher, Justin Timberlake, Wentworth Miller, Dominic Purcell, and more. I have also watched Nip/Tuck, and Secret Life. What have YOU done today?"
Needless to say, he was not amused. He called me a creeper, and laughed.
Ok now on to Insta-Life
These 800 clumped together eyelashes were in my eye when I woke up the other morning. SO gross.
This is my Disney Princess Lunch box that I have had for the past 5 years. Don't you love it?
This is my parents/ grandmas (shared custody) dog. Her name is Lola (which husband says means wh*re, we wanted to call her Aubrey) and she sits like this all the time. She sometimes will even walk and drag her legs behind her like this. Is this normal? I think she is a freak.
This is our embarrassing fridge. Necessities include grapefruit cups, eggs, butter, bread that needs to be thrown away like 2 months ago (gross I know, but just being honest), famous Dave's pickles (which are to die for), husbands talapia fish (ew), jam, cheese, and that's all! There is not one thing that in here to make a full meal. The freezer looks the same. I should be not be called a wifey. I am a disgrace. ha.
This is the saddest sight in the world. When your body butter is almost gone.